Forced Updates, Free Frustration
Imagine an operating system designed to keep you guessing—will today's updates ruin your workflow or simply hog more of your precious resources? Offering a charming mix of frequent reboots and lack of customization, this OS is perfect for those who enjoy losing control of their digital lives. Plus, enjoy the unique features of automatic data collection and restricted user autonomy, all presented with a friendly "You can't change this" attitude.